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The couple on camping!(2nd best jokes in the world)
By Lilian Linogao of laugh out loud
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
bullet Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
bullet Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
bullet Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
bullet Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
bullet Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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Holmes should have said, "Tentatively, it tells me Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"
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